Thursday's 13 Things Things on the Internet That were There. On the Internet.

1. Long Awkward Poses
2. Mr Nice Hands
3. Get Down with your Bad Wookie Self
4. It's Kaleidescopic.
5. Tick Tock Spock
6. Cool New Vacation Spot (pssst: it's MARS!)
7. Isabella Rosselini does porn (for bugs).
8. Finally.
9. How I'm spending my retirement money?
10. Best. Ice cubes. Ever.
11. Training for baby sitters
12. O.M.G.
13. What it might be like if we weren't so fixated on Family Guy.

Please save me: my children are trying to kill me.